paiganism:

shoe’s i’d love from dresslily


satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you


(Source: paramoured)


jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus


We could be fuckin’ but you wanna live in a another state.

(Source: validx2)


twerknugget:

………….the line is atmosphere

(Source: jovianprincess)


hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."


I fucked up my makeup today, but my bathing suit is adorable so I win

I fucked up my makeup today, but my bathing suit is adorable so I win


planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs


(Source: bombprincessart)


xylune:

hellyeskingdomhearts:

sunshien:

i don’t play kingdom hearts and i don’t care about context

but for me this is a gif of a chess piece trying to seduce a girl by sensually thrusting its crotch at her and a suave guy in the background wondering why his chess friend can’t just be chill around the ladies

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so this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to outsiders

I have to reblog this too just because it makes me crack up.


Other people are not medicine.
It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via l-eer)

(Source: slutsandsinners)


very-best-text-posts:

shouldnt:

Me on the internet: your hot we should make out
Me in real life: hi

My hot what

owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

(Source: clgdoublelifts)


handpickedhappiness:

j0hn-egbutts:

ghostyterror:

goonsac:

if you’re terrified for the future of your country clap your hands

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*undying applause from the united states*

*added screaming from the UK*

*fireworks from australia*