supnoah:

when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet


bonycat:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not


pardonmewhileipanic:

uncharted-territory:

believe me I’m trying to wake the dragon if I do this

if we’re spooning, and my bum presses against you, that is PRECISELY what i’m trying to do

pardonmewhileipanic:

uncharted-territory:

believe me I’m trying to wake the dragon if I do this

if we’re spooning, and my bum presses against you, that is PRECISELY what i’m trying to do

(Source: jesssux666)


automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.


13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 


(Source: mooseleys)


injuries:

you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever



kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 


wormspooky:

little grey cats 


rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

(Source: somedaybythestrokes)


staythehellwoke:

keyhyung:

i wanna hold ur stupid fuckin hand and kiss ur stupid fuckin lips and lean against ur stupid fuckin shoulder and cuDDLE UP WITH YOU UNDER THE STUPID FUCKIN BLANKETS AND HAVE STUPID FUCKIN CONVOS W U ABOUT EVERYTHIN G GOD IM SO MAD UR SO FUCKIN CUTE 

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You realize you are not alone, right? No one in their twenties has life figured out. It’s okay to be a mess. You’re living.
Things my therapist told me today that almost made me burst out into tears. I need to remember this more often.  (via thegrandstory)

(Source: loveandtomfoolery)


supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked